Weekly Twitter Updates
- Who else is excited about the Oscars? I am. I'm at about Cuba Gooding Jr. levels, people! http://is.gd/9SNmA #
- @LaurenVanderkar it's so unexciting, so crappy, I'll have to tell you on Thursday. Nice to see you coming out of your twitter shell, mind in reply to LaurenVanderkar #
- @CTAH1976 Top work Chris, that's amazing! Shean and Sherlocksh willsh be sho proudsh! in reply to CTAH1976 #
- Joss has got a sword: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-q1MtKmMew #
- @shonaghosh geese do love my company. I'm sure you've been told this before, but it's all in the honk. in reply to shonaghosh #
- @mattrebeiro I do also have that ability! It's another one to add to the list. The biggest clue is that they often go to the loo beforehand. in reply to mattrebeiro #
- @shonaghosh ooo, low blow, but no, not that one. That's my other superpower. A secret, awful, terrible, not even funny secret weapon in reply to shonaghosh #
- @mattrebeiro ooo, I like that one. Still, not quite crappy enough. The Spammy Midas touch is too magical, I'm afraid in reply to mattrebeiro #
- @eelukee not even close. way crappier than that in reply to eelukee #
- I've developed the world's crappest superpower. Any guesses as to what it is? #
- What are your Oscar predictions? http://www.empireonline.com/oscars2010/empire-predictions/ #
- A good news to finish off the day – a new black keys album has been announced, to be released in May http://tinyurl.com/yamgg2q #
- If 6Music going means no more Adam and Joe, i will cry. Seriously, I'll blub. Big, fat, chubby tears. GODDAMN YOU IDIOTHOLES HOW COULD YOU? #
- Josh Ritter still has it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0fw9j7d2Ko #
- Jerry Seinfeld's new show gets spanked by critics – and with good reason, it seems http://bit.ly/c17QRx #
- @pspfrench let's make it two! in reply to pspfrench #
- @pspfrench basically, do you still have any of the interviews you/I/we did for FF in tokyo – need to do a blog on it and can't fine nowt… #
- RT @CherylKerl Minestrernie soup is keinda like a metaphaw faw leif. It's got aall sortza horrible bits in it an tha an aall an carrots too. in reply to CherylKerl #
Weekly Twitter Updates
- Wizza wozza! Davee Bowie supports 6 Music! http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/feb/28/fight-to-save-6-music #
- Metric at Shep Bush Empire anyone? http://bit.ly/aIxqF6 #
- @speddie I blame John Terry in reply to speddie #
- @FHM_UK p.s. thanks for the retweet in reply to FHM_UK #
- @FHM_UK hey, read the details, in the throwing section it states 'let the biscuit do the work – no overarm' – also, SCREW YOU in reply to FHM_UK #
- @shonaghosh do you actually want one for you? I mean, really? We are serious music snobs, for the most part in reply to shonaghosh #
- This is my job. And I love it. http://is.gd/9bB8y #
- @malvinos good flippin' knowledge! in reply to malvinos #
- Quick quiz… who is 'Lady Haden-Guest'? #
- Robert De Niro has never, ever, ever looked more airbrushed: http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa306/charlielyne/everybody.png #
- RT @TNWApps Tweetmeme launches a new “Follow Me On Twitter” button. Expect to see it everywhere soon… http://tnw.to/15jEX #
- This is the definition of love/joy/happiness: http://www.twitpic.com/14qnau #
- It's hard to think of a film title that isn't improved by adding "… in space!" on the end. Mission Impossible… in space! The Hangover… #
- RT: @empiremagazine: Sherlock Holmes sequel suggestions explored http://tinyurl.com/ydjwev7 – it's elementary. #
- is at the Baftas… kind of. http://twitpic.com/14l5tr #
- R-PATTZ!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! #
Weekly Twitter Updates
- Walking in Holden’s Footsteps – an interactive Catcher In The Rye map http://tinyurl.com/yl88a2f #
- Seriously won ov da bezt picktchas eva taken, innit? http://is.gd/7HgYX #
- I now know a surprising amount about Male Cosmetic Surgery http://is.gd/7GMZr #
- Would anybody like a cup of tea? http://is.gd/7EbHT #
- Marriage Material — Vanessa Perroncel vs Toni Poole http://tinyurl.com/yahtlfk #
Weekly Twitter Updates
- The best iPad piss take yet — from @serafinowicz no less http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/167d70800c/the-ipad in reply to serafinowicz #
- Criminal Idiocy — Rumbled with a ring and pedal boat escapes http://tinyurl.com/y9ls8ew #
- Miramax going is truly a very sad day for movie lovers http://is.gd/7hCrx #
- Blair testimony — how we want it to go http://is.gd/7hpe6 #
- Ah, Jerome David, we hardly knew ye. #
Weekly Twitter Updates
- Today’s the last chance to watch this excellent documentary on Clement Freud on iPlayer http://tinyurl.com/yzz4gls #
- Chris Morris’s Four Lions: clip from the ‘jihadist comedy’ http://bit.ly/5Ms0M5 #
- Peter Gabriel’s covers LP ‘Scratch My Back’ is stunning, buy it, quickly. Try his version of Elbow’s ‘Mirrorball’ http://tinyurl.com/ybx278y #
- Digg is changing: http://tinyurl.com/yau4blh #
Weekly Twitter Updates
- Pete – Fast Food Reality http://su.pr/1d5syj #
- “C’est à moi que tu parles?” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQJPUTQMqA #
- Alan Partridge… The Movie! http://is.gd/6g3rD #
- HOT NEWS! Christine Bleakley strokes Adrian Chiles’ BEARD! OMG! http://tinyurl.com/y8oar8o #
- I love Adam Buxton loadsotron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcDFbIdWouY #
This Month At Asylum
Another month has gone by, I’ve been to Tokyo, had Christmas with the family and etc etc what do you really care? Not to be rude, but it’s true. Still, if you’re even vaguely interested in what I’ve been writing, here it is people, in black and bloody white ‘after the jump’.
Weekly Twitter Updates
- RT @Pixzii 20 Illusional Droste Effect Images that will Twist Your Mind | Pixzii http://bit.ly/93eIWp #
- Gibraltar Airport FOR THE WIN http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2009/gibraltarairport.htm #
- I think this man is about to take off: http://bl4dem4ster.free.fr/akis15552.wmv #
- An Edge Magazine writer writing for The Guardian – The 50 most intriguing games of 2010: part one – http://tinyurl.com/yb3ntcr #
- Steve Jobs gives a great speech here on TED.com – http://tinyurl.com/yhwrybh – check out http://www.ted.com, it’s wikks #
Weekly Twitter Updates
- @CTAH1976 You can look forward to ‘Papal Wars – The Roman Empire Strikes Back’ and the ‘The Return Of The Pope’ and, of course, ‘A New Pope’ in reply to CTAH1976 #
- Christmas headline of the day from Sky News – ‘POPE ATTACK!’ #
- The trailer for Jasper Fforde’s new book ‘Shades Of Grey’ http://is.gd/5Aocw – trailers for books, dancing about architecture… still weird #
- I’ve just discovered Vuze for my PS3 and iMac and I’m VERY EXCITED #
- RT @asylumuk The Asylum Animal Awards — celebrating mad critters http://bit.ly/8lo6bR #
Weekly Twitter Updates
- RT: @amonck: Independent for sale http://is.gd/5u3Px #
- @niffster yeah, he’s an odd 1 for me. I know he appeals to US audience more than British, and he *can* be funny, he just often isn’t to me in reply to niffster #
- @G_Parmar I didn’t say it was awful, I just said you obviously haven’t seen it – i.e. it’s not ‘cool’, it’s more like, you know, just a suit in reply to G_Parmar #
- Anthony Head’s character in Free Agents is absolute genius. Why did I have to find this out for myself? http://tinyurl.com/y9zj7p3 #